following back heaps :)
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
But the worst ones are the ones when you can’t breathe in and out. Whenever you try to breathe it gets stuck in your throat.
You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.
we need some new and more powerful swears
I installed it without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard
oh my god same
I seriously had to stare at this for 5 minutes to find out what was wrong
Put in colored bulbs